Presenting the Mad Arab Industries Camel Comb.
This ingeniously designed device will not only comb your various hairs- facial or otherwise. It will open your boxes and more importantly what ever vials (bottles) of intoxicant (piss) you wish to imbibe (quoff/drink responsibly) – unless you need a corkscrew if so stop drinking wine you pretentious hipster.
Gripper and suction cup crafted by CNC machines in the heart of the Peoples Republic of Aoteroa and hand finished by yours truly and my friends at Machismo Incorporated. Be aware these photos are of our prototype combs and the final product will vary slightly – in many awesome ways!
Please note: These wonderful devices are on preorder – they won’t last long and the next edition won’t be the same and might leave you with a lingering sense of regret – much like voting for a Brexit.
Free shipping world wide for all pre-orders!
Get in quick! Don’t Delay! Get yours now, be the envy of all the Brodins and Brosidons the next time you’re brohabitating.
Pre-orders will be dispatched on 8/8/16.